All adventerous women do

basedgosh:

sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think about what i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening

(Source: basedgosh, via jennsmileyface)

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

(Source: smalldisgruntledcorgi, via blood-just-like-the-atlantic)

Anonymous asked: Who are you writing that angry letter to?

I was writing a letter to my previous employer, not to send, but as a way to get rid of my frustration for being fired over a personal dispute that had nothing to do with work. It helped!